| 103 | Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work. |
| 102 | 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
| 101 | A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom. |
| 100 | All computers run at the same speed... with the power off. |
| 99 | All computers wait at the same speed. |
| 98 | An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. |
| 97 | Artificial Intelligence: Making computers behave like they do in the movies. |
| 96 | CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh.. |
| 95 | Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are. |
| 94 | Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. |
| 93 | Don't document the program; program the document. |
| 92 | Every bug you find is the last one. |
| 91 | God is REAL, unless explicitly declared as INTEGER. |
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