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103Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
1022 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
101A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
100All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.
99All computers wait at the same speed.
98An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
97Artificial Intelligence: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
96CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
95Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.
94Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
93Don't document the program; program the document.
92Every bug you find is the last one.
91God is REAL, unless explicitly declared as INTEGER.

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